The one thing I hadn’t done, because I didn’t know it had an on-off switch. My wife solves my problems. Of which I have many. Zero to frustrated is a lot faster these days. I’m not methodically thinking things through. If it doesn’t work, throw money at it. She saved me from buying a new…

So I can’t have coffee for 24 hours. Do you know how much that sucks? I live on coffee. Anyway. Part 1 done. Three teeth extracted. One on the top right, two on the bottom right. I go back in Monday morning to take out the front teeth and get the temporary dentures put in.…

This is turning into an expensive week. Dental surgery in less than two hours. Turns out my upgraded desktop computer can’t handle the programs I need to run properly for my job. I’m running an Intel Core i3 with 8 gig RAM and I need an i7 with 16 gig RAM. Need to call the…

Operation: Stumpy McCready, t-minus two days and counting. (Stumpy was a character I wrote/performed as part of CSpOC’s “Gravestone Posse” for the Toronto Fringe, a few years back. He was a toothless, half-blind alcoholic who enjoyed giving women a pelvic massage. “This here’s the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild west, and I intends to get wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllddd!” So clearly, in…

Tonight I was introduced to jammy dodgers. Am I spelling that right? I don’t know how I survived not tasting these before now. This. This is. Oh god. This is the highlight of my day. And it’s been a good day. We visited with Marlo’s mom. We have a Maddy hanging out with us tonight.…

I had a thought earlier. “It’s too late to be having ideas.” Who says? I mean, okay. You’ve just built a ground level house, and decide, “you know what would be great? If I put in a basement.” That’s too late. But for a lot of things in life, it’s not too late. I don’t…

This is what I fear will be taken away with Lithium.

I am not throwin’ away my shotI am not throwin’ away my shotHey yo, I’m just like my countryI’m young, scrappy and hungryAnd I’m not throwin’ away my shot My Shot, Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton) Well that dam burst. Five pages. A sequel to State of Independence. The Sacred and the Profane. Coming soon to Sing…

I can’t stand it, I know you planned itI’m gonna set it straight, this WatergateI can’t stand rocking when I’m in here‘Cause your crystal ball ain’t so crystal clearSo while you sit back and wonder whyI got this fucking thorn in my sideOh my God, it’s a mirageI’m tellin’ y’all, it’s a sabotage Sabotage, Beastie…

For anyone. Keeping track. Harold showed up.