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  • Yes, I’m drinking coffee at 10:14pm. No, it won’t keep me awake. I’ve forgotten why I opened this page.

  • I’m trying to give up video games. The Facebook ones. I’ll keep playing Scrabble with Mollie. It’s simply that: Scrabble. And I must enjoy the game because she kicks my ass 19 times out of 20. But Texas Hold ‘Em. I’m just collecting the four hour bonuses. I hate playing against randoms online because 98%…

  • Spoons. Spoons! Who’s holding? I’m in the market for spoons. I’ve run out. The drawer is overflowing with the bastards. But I’m bereft. Just one spoon. Please. I don’t like feeling like this. It feels… selfish. I’m the kind of person who tries to help everyone. Only I sometimes falls short. That makes me work…

  • Who’ll walk me down to church when I’m sixty years of ageWhen the ragged dog they gave me has been ten years in the graveAnd senorita play guitar, play it just for youMy rosary has broken and my beads have all slipped through You’ve hung up your great coat and you’ve laid down your gunYou…

  • We ordered in. Ran it through one of those food delivery sites. Accepted. Preparing your order. … Where’s the driver? I swear I stared at the monitor for a good five minutes, even while making coffee I never took my eye off the screen. Where’s the fucking driver? Another five minutes. Another five minutes. Drive…

  • I put my phone on airplane mode when I go to sleep. I prefer not to be woken up by a 3:30 am email. Forgot to turn it off when I woke up at 8 am. The first call came in 90 minutes earlier. I took my phone off airplane mode shortly after noon. There…

  • I’m devastated that I’ll never hear Alan Rickman-as-Severus Snape recite the lyrics to Aerosmith’s hit song, Sweet Emotion.

  • I’m a sad panda today. For the longest time I’ve been searching for a particular album on Spotify. Chris de Burgh: High on Emotion – Live from Dublin It was part of my formative years. I saw the concert in Toronto in 1988. Owned a VHS of the concert as well. Had a friend dub…

  • So I’m goin’ down this streetAnd I’m tryin’ not to smile‘Cause the street is where I’m goin’And the curb is at the sideBy the sewerWhere the rain goes down Like this girl I once knew‘Cause the sewer is so hollowAnd the yellCould last forever Like the night my girl went awayGone off in a world…