The Bloody Doors Off

What the fuck am I even doing here?

Graphic designer, playwright, occasional asshole

Go home, Cobra Commander, you’re drunk

I am not.

I am, however, intoxicated.

The more you know.

Remember Saturday morning cartoons?

Growing up, it was all about Saturday morning cartoons.

And the Hanna-Barbera shows. I had a crush on both Electra Woman and Dyna-Girl.

Which as I think on it.

Explains a lot.

Oh shit, I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket.
24K Magic, Bruno Mars

I never said I was a role model.
Natalie’s Rap, Lonely Island feat. Natalie Portman

I’m hitting a serious wall right now.

There’s stuff bubbling up that I’d prefer not to relive.

I’m gonna go make dinner.