The Bloody Doors Off

Bonus points if you can guess the reference without Googling.

Fuck Uber Eats.

Tried to order using their website and it rejected my order, twice.

So I switched to STD.

An hour later, I get a receipt from UE for the food.

Driver arrives with food, we eat it.

Turns out.

That was the Uber Eats order.

Skip the Dishes ALSO delivered, but left it in the lobby downstairs.

Marlo suggested I call the restaurant itself and make sure this didn’t happen.

I should’ve listened.

On the upside, we have additional cheesecake.

But I should’ve listened.