According to the internet, so it must be true, to eat with partials I should use my back teeth.
Which I kinda figured out.
And I should avoid ‘tougher’ meats.
Like steak.
Grilled on the barbecue.
That I’ve been salivating about since Monday.
That I’ve planned to partake of next week, at the cottage.
Fuck you, internet.
I’m having my steak.
Even if I gotta take these suckers out to do it.
The Bloody Doors Off 
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