The Bloody Doors Off

What the fuck am I even doing here?

Graphic designer, playwright, occasional asshole

And like Icarus, I flew too close to the sun

Eating is an adventure.

I wanted to take these babies for a test drive.

Got wings.

In retrospect, not the brightest idea.

My dentures kept popping out.

Eventually gave up and ate them without the bloody things.

I think I need to crawl before I can walk.