The Bloody Doors Off

The one thing I hadn’t done, because I didn’t know it had an on-off switch.

My wife solves my problems.

Of which I have many.

Zero to frustrated is a lot faster these days.

I’m not methodically thinking things through.

If it doesn’t work, throw money at it.

She saved me from buying a new keyboard.

If only the mouse wheel was fixable, eh?

I have to upgrade the desktop.

Did I mention?

Feels like I did.

Monday, the dentist is removing my four front teeth.

And I’m getting temporary dentures.

She offered to take them out yesterday.

Give my mouth a better chance of healing.

Because. Dentures.

But apparently I’m too vain. I’d rather it stay put for another three days.

I’m gonna make dinner for my wife.

That’s the least I could do.