The Bloody Doors Off

What the fuck am I even doing here?

Graphic designer, playwright, occasional asshole

Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of pure imagination

She needs to pull the teeth (plural) she can’t save.

I’m gonna need partial dentures.

My front tooth is gonna fall out regardless.

A full set of implants would cost $30K. So that’s off the table.

The first round is gonna cost me around $2K.

Which is doable. It’s still a lot.

For all of two seconds I considered a GoFundMe.

But this is my mess.

I need to deal with the consequences.