- In The Stand, why did Stephen King send a bunch of characters to New Vegas (essentially to their deaths), only to have a deus ex machina take care of Randall Flagg?
- How the hell did Doug Ford get to be Premier of Ontario? Who honestly thought that was a good idea? Do they still believe in that asshat?
- Where did Dr. Pepper get their doctorate?
- Is Dr. Pepper non-binary?
- Why call it Dr. Pepper if there’s no pepper in the cola?
- Am I beating this Dr. Pepper thing to death?
- Will there be a 10th question in this list?
- Is it only acceptable to play more cowbell on Don’t Fear the Reaper? Did cowbell stocks rise when the song hit the charts?
- Why am I writing this?
The Bloody Doors Off
What the fuck am I even doing here?
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The Bloody Doors Off 
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