The Bloody Doors Off

You know what I miss?

Movie theatre hot dogs. With mustard.

Random, I know.

We’re in our third Covid “lockdown” (loosely speaking). Theatres haven’t been open since last year. God, I miss going to the movie, getting a hot dog and a giant diet coke, and sitting down to a blockbuster film.

I totally would’ve shelled out $13 for Godzilla vs Kong. I’ve been waiting for Black Widow for forever, it feels like. Yes, I know the latter is coming to Disney +, and I’m aware that we have that streaming platform (WandaVision = primo television storytelling), but it’s not the same.

I mean, I hate when people talk during a film. But I miss telling them to ‘shut the fuck up’.

I miss people.

I love my people.

But I need crowds.

In small doses. I’m not a masochist.

Is that weird?