The Bloody Doors Off

Forgot to pick up my pills at the pharmacy.

Blanked on putting the ham in the oven to cook tonight so I’d have food tomorrow.

I called a co-worker Jennifer when her name was Jessica.

There are mornings I will remind myself several times to put the pass around my neck before heading out to work and won’t realize I’ve forgotten it until I’m at the office.

I’ve double-booked appointments even though I never book more than one on the same day, for this exact reason.

These are the days of my life.