The Bloody Doors Off

I’ve never done crack or heroin. My last ‘drunken stupor’ episode was … years ago. I’ve been to strip clubs. I’ve smoked pot, but so has Jack Layton, and he was the federal leader of the NDP.

There’s no sex tape. Yet. I make no promises on that front. I just pray that, if I ever do, it never goes public. Nobody needs to see that.